Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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