goodnight i made you a song goodbye
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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