But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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