After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Randomize