I think I died a long time ago.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize