Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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