They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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