After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
and eventually we just all took our pants off
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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