Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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