thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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