I am in a vortex of obligation.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
