i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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