are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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