If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
