Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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