i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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