i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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