let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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