i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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