Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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