i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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