Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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