As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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