Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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