How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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