Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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