you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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