did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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