Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I feel great
I just peed on a car
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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