u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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