Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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