Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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