Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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