We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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