pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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