we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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