Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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