No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He did a backflip because drugs
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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