it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
this will be a night to untag.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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