Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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