As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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