I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I am mentally ready for anal.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
