What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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