Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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