That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
