Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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