You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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