oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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