Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize