No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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