While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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