Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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