Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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