I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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