So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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